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Omg guys idk if this have been thought of yet, but hear me out.
A Wednesday au. But it’s 90’s The Addams family.
So, character and who’d they be.
Wednesday will be: gomez
Enid: Morticia.
Pugsley: uncle fester.
Thing would be: their butler guy that never speaks. You know the Frankensteins monster looking tall guy?
Lurch; omg lurch would make a great disembodied but alive somehow limb.
(I can’t see these two as any other people from the movies. So crazy.🥴)
Of course their children (adopted) would play those kids from the movie that are like, super angsty pre-mid-teens.
Oop, Marilyn Thornhil would be that weird lady counsellor.
My brain….
Enid rolled over, stretching out across the bed, her back displaying the lines from Wednesdays nails the night before proudly as the sunlight spread through the curtains and lit up a body littered with scars from fights growing up. The fresh ones Enid wished she could show like a badge of honour.
“Mon Cher… last night… you were …monstrous, unhinged, a wild animal…” Enid purred gently, her eyes flickering over Wednesdays body appreciatively.
“Enid, you know what French does to me,” Wednesday growled lightly.
“Wednesday, you were diaboliquement-“ Enid moaned as Wednesday fell back onto the bed, kissing her, her hand splaying over Enid’s back, stroking her fingers over the soft skin.
Enid shifted, rolling over, her lips pressed lovingly against her wife’s.
Wednesdays hand followed the movement, her hand curving across Enid’s body to rest in her hip before trailing upwards. Her thumb brushing the underside of Enid’s breast.
And then …. Yeah, cutscene, Debbie enters … blah blah summer camp, blah blah, Wednesday the Addams family 90’s au! works out.
#please know I’m joking#mostly joking about thing and lurch swapping spots my brain was like “do it it funny’’#wenclair#Wednesday 2022#The Addams Family (90’s)
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if i killed myself because of my math homework and wrote my suicide note on my math homework and said “x = how many times i cried over this” and then you have to solve for x! and then maybe he will give me an A? maybe even some extra credit?
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uhm? help? i’m gay
Gay?! Only straight people are allowed here 😭
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I guess this is who I’m listening to until MS is over…
youtube
Not me stumbling upon a song called "Don't hate yourself, but don't love yourself too much" by an artist named Baby Lasagna
#baby lasagna#please know I’m joking#I can see the angry asks now#the sequel to love yourself answer
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so like the thesis of yj is not #girlboss #shedidnothingwrong #goodforher actually. i fear the point is that women and girls can be fucked up and do awful shit and experience trauma and get their hands dirty too. i fear that “misty quigley and shauna shipman did nothing wrong” it is not the feminist take you think it is
#and i’m aware some of you are saying that ironically please don’t come at me with that because I KNOW and i CAN TELL when you’re joking#i’m not talking to you#i just keep seeing posts saying misty quigley was a victim and like. hm. no! actually!#dgmw i fucking loveee misty but i love her BECAUSE she is fucked up. she is an abuser guys#if you can’t accept that you don’t get to like her#yellowjackets#yj discourse#fandom discourse#discourse#misty quigley#shauna shipman
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you don’t get to choose if you’re gay or straight.
Sunny does. If sunny says so, then you are.
#omori#omori sunny#omori kel#omori suntan#obv caption is a joke!!#selectively mute sunny is probably my favorite sunny hc#selectively mute sunny#i like drawing the asl signs! hopefully i’m doing an okay job at it.#i am learning- trying to get better!#if i fuck ip the signs please don’t hesitate to let me know i don’t like being wrong!!
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i think along the river during qingming festival deserves AT LEAST as much of a fandom as bbc sherlock. there’s so much there, tons of material for fanfic. just imagine what we could have
#i’ve got a couple jokes i want to make following this but they are contingent on me finding non-ass quality scans of a couple of sections#hang tight. if i end up letting you don’t please know i’m more disappointed than you could ever be.#ryddles
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Prompt 321
You know Content Warning? Lethal Company but youtube videoing?
Danny does that- just well, with the Zone. It’s not like it can be mapped out, what with people moving their Lairs and more lairs and islands constantly manifesting. And well, there’s so many things out here, and it’s not like he can be an astronaut.
So, he decided to make exploration logs for the Zone instead, alongside his friends and a doppelganger or two holding equipment. It’s great, and people can donate whenever he live streams so he’s getting income too.
He just erm, maybe should have double checked it was uploaded to just his dimension…
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny Phantom Crossover#Do as many crossovers as you’d like#Sometimes it’s just him & sometimes he has his friends with him too#They make jokes about the hospital bills if one of them gets hurt (the ecto heals them)#The viewers do not know it’s a joke#Danny pointing at giant realms leviathan through the Speedster window: Let’s get closer!#Chat: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO-#That one person: I will donate 100$ if you give it pets#Danny Cannot-Die Phantom: I mean for 100 bucks why not#Someone donating to Tucker: You keep your twink alive & it’s cute but ur a Furry Monsterfucker it’s very obvious#Tucker: I mean yeah I had an undead werewolf girlfriend for a bit in highschool I’m not hiding it#Sam in a screaming match with Overgrowth:#Chat: Yo what the fuck family drama did we just unlock#The heroes trying to track these young adults going to different dimensions/time travelling: *Screaming/Crying/Throwing Up*
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Guess who just dropping another few doodles. ME 🙌💪😈🙏
First off Satan eating ✨B O R G E R✨🍔🍔
Second, Anton cooking with Amy 💕💕
I love that he’s a canon dad, and I love that it’s Amy 😭😭
#ANTONBLAST#I don’t know if it is completely canon that it’s Amy Rose or not but it was said in the trailer so I’m going with yes#IT IS MY FAVORITE RUNNING JOKE PLEASE 💖💖#I was bound to draw Satan once more. filling me head all morning and I don’t know why 😭#Anton#Dynamite Anton#Amy Rose#Satan#Doodles#Great now I want a burger 💀 I HAD ONE YESTERDAY I CANT-
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I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻
#911 spoilers#bucktommy#Evan buckley#Tommy kinard#look#as a queer person in a relationship with another queer person#both of whom have major familial trauma#trust me when I say you generally DONT WANT ever reference to your feelings and trauma to turn into a huge deep discussion#sometimes you just say something vulnerable#and the other person does too#and then you joke about it and move on#humour is powerful coping mechanism as well#one that is pretty common especially among guys#people need to freaking relax ffs#Tommy is not a horrible person for making a flirty joke#things were said and feelings were acknowledged#and then they moved on#this is all perfectly freaking natural#Buck is not some sensitive flower that can’t handle a silly joke about daddy issues#please I beg you all to look at this at a distance with some common sense#rather than the ‘but Buck is traumatized and must always be treated delicately!!’ lens#and I am saying all of this as someone who really doesn’t give two fucks about the joke itself#I’m not into daddy kink idgaf#but if the idea that a queer couple isn’t allowed to insert a flirty joke to lighten a moment of vulnerability#then I don’t know what to tell you#you personally finding something innapropriate does not mean it’s actually innapropriate#please just chill out ffs#no one wants to hear about how evil Tommy is for hitting on his boyfriend for months and months to come
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Todays the day. I need to get a job, even if that jobs not in the gaming industry. So I’m heading to the library to print up a resume and apply at a little local chain of mattress stores.
The guy instantly liked me when I went in to do a secret shop for a competing store and offered to hire me on the spot so I figure if I can chat with him he’ll still like me enough to consider me.
#ramblies#I’m dreading this so much I had dreams about getting hired by dropout tv instead#also my beloved was very sweet and when I said this was hard reassured me that I can do hard things#I wish I could wait for an industry job but it’s just not feasible#because we desperately need to move my beloved out of our current carpeted home#and moving costs are no joke#I’ll also need to get myself a laptop so I can keep honing rigging skills at the mattress job which I’m dreading#I have little to know idea how much I’ll need to invest to get a machine that can run Maya like a champ#which I’ll also need to buy an indie Maya license#god life is stressful and expensive#I long to be a little renaissance artist kept in a garret making what I please on the funds of patrons#alas
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love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny
Edit: Please read the tags
#please read the tags#rambles from the ether#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes spoilers#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#ruth fleming#idk I just love it when titles lie to you#also#if somebody already posted this I’m sorry#I’m new here#just watched it today#misleading title#edit: fyi this post is just a joke about the title being ironic. it's not like a jab at people for wanting to have sex or something#just wanted to clarify#(also if this post is offensive I will delete it! I shitpost a lot but I never want to actually be legitimately insulting/offensive)#just let me know if I should and I will
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okay okay okay
I’m gonna try not to talk about it too much cause there’s probably a reason Angela didn’t confirm it for so long
but
something about her being on a gay show and then flat out talking about gay awakenings in an open way means so much to me. Like I see so much of myself in her and I thought she was bi but no one likes to have their sexuality speculated about so to see her actually talking about it and being out is insane. I look up to her so much and I joke about crushing on her but genuinely she’s so talented and might be my favorite celebrity (if she qualifies which I think she does) so to see someone I look up to so much share a thing that we have in common and have it out there means so much. I don’t even know what to say because a second ago I was yelling “I was right!” And now I’m crying because it means so much.
#Angela#if you stalk tumblr#Genuinely thank you I know why you wouldn’t want to confirm anything#But this is enough and has made at least one person incredibly happy to have someone they look up to so much#Be gay I’m not even really joking#angela giarratana#Please be respectful guys I hope this doesn’t cause a war because it’s so important to me
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Guys call me crazy but I think the crazy robots would get along swimmingly. The tragic fact that these two don’t have more art interacting is an offense in my rule book and I have come to remedy that. They say you must manifest what you want to see in the world and this is me doing that jskjsksp. I will take initiative! Enjoy a smidgen of Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton art then. Although I think the only reason they initially decided to co-host collaborate together here was the prospect of getting more stars/ratings- because that’s show business babyyyy leverage off of famous people for viewssss/j
Also here is version without the speech/dialogue bubbles! Just two gay bots being fabulous and gossiping or something (platonically. Or you could lean into this being a ship I don’t really care lol). Maybe they’ll exchange some advice about the logistics of incorporating musical numbers in the boardcasts without losing too much revenue on the budget idk. Because if you think about it Mettaton did a musical number in a dress with Frisk and then Mr. Puzzles had his whole Creative Control moment. And both where marvelous performances by the way absolutely slay ✨
My “toxic trait” is supporting the theatrical livelihoods of fictional computers who have committed atrocities, and they both will probably never make an apology video for the attempted murders and trauma inflicting. Wow so girlboss of them :))
#you know I never really got the appeal of Mettaton when I was a kid- BUT I FINALLY GET IT NOW. I SO GET IT#Mr. Puzzles was my awakening I didn’t realize how much I needed to be indoctrinated into the culture of crazy theater kids until now#I need to embrace it go crazy go wild and do it while smiling for the camera#the world is a stage and we are all performers waiting to shine AUUUUGHH#fake it till you make it ahahhaha#please this is my personal therapy now#the fact they are so multifaceted too-#like being able to transition spontaneously from cooking show to silly gameshow trivia to boss battle vibes#I’m in love help /j#it’s the ability to improvise that does it for me apparently LMFAO#(that’s only a partial lie and joke because oh boy there’s so many other factors I admire)#all it means is that they’re quick thinkers with so many creative ideas and the ambition to bring those plans to fruition#and that’s something you can’t help but be drawn to as an aspiring artist#filled with determination✨#or maybe I’m just unhinged and loosing marbles yeah that too clearly :3#hplonesome art#Mettaton meets Mr. Puzzles#Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton#Mettaton and Mr. Puzzles#Mettaton undertale & Mr. Puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#undertale mettaton#crossover fanart#fandom crossover#undertale x smg4#smg4 x undertale crossover
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(2 years later)
You better find uncle Dika’s ashes or else bitch
#sorry I see firstkhao on a boat you know I gotta make it akkayan#I’m dying at my own joke please tell me y’all get it#the heart killers#the eclipse#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat
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Wait some of you guys GENUINELY “relate” to Jean Vicquemare? I thought it was a joke…I thought we were joking.
The only thing ya’ll prob relate to is the fact that he sat on his ass all day with some ugly ass hair
#I hope none of you are like him#please let me know what u relate to#Jean Vicquemare#Disco Elysium#also I’m joking if you couldn’t tell#In all seriousness please let me know
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